"Hi, I'm healthy and I might kill you"
Anyone that still believes that is an A-HOLE and should be publicly mocked to teach them a lesson.
Then sell t-shirts with their faces on it that mocks them.
Then do podcasts mocking them.
Then add a line in their will that says "I want those people mocked at my funeral"
Then 20 years later have a memorial mocking them again.
These are just a few of my incredible thoughts : )